Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
Stan the great truly is faster than a speeding bullet, and can kick your ass in one fell swoop. (Not to be confused with the other Great One - Rudi)
It is a fact well known to those who know it well that if you happen to mess with one of the deadliest exponents of the martial arts, you should be prepared to have your ass kicked well and truly.
Stan the great = whose darkness of his belt is darker than the inside of a coffin on a moonless night, is such a man. Truly a man amongst men - and truly a kicker of ass amongst asskickers the world over.
Being one of the highly danned and darkly belted individuals, this is the man who make babies fill their nappies and young women clench their buttocks with his amazing physique.